Matt McConaughey - one doller at a time

I have resisted bidding on such a valuable collection of crap all day.  Tough as it is.  See, Matt McConaughey has taken it to the streets, and will donate the proceeds of this auction to the Gulf Coast Relief Fund.  Admirable, but i bet his bongo's, or his Bong-o would fetch a MUCH higher price than this collection of junk:

Winning bidder will receive the following signed items:

• Signed Cover of People Magazine with Matt as “Sexiest Man Alive”
• Signed Failure to Launch Movie Poster
• Signed Failure to Launch DVD
• Signed J.K. Livin T-shirt - just like the one pictured on Matt!
• Signed J.K. Livin Wristband
• Signed J.K. Livin Sticker
• Signed J.K. Livin Coozie

View live auction on eBay here

Anyone want to go on on this stuff?  If we win...I get dibs on the Coozie!

Holy lord what has the world come to?

WBV