Even the spammers are lazy in the summertime...

Apparently our SPAMMER friends (and you know who you are) have 'revved' up a new batch of friend greetings.  Even the spammers are lazy in the summer.  Cant you guys think of a new gimmick for me to click on and give you all my credit card information?

Subject Line:
Family member sent you a greeting card from hallmark.com!

I know this is fake because:

• my friends and family all know I hate email
• my friends and family all know I only observe like 5 legitimate holidays a year
  (one is Groundhogs day, can you guess the rest?)
• my friends and family are not idiots

Lord wont you please make SPAM go away.

WBV