Much Like Ed McMahon offline, Hi-Def Marketing solves all my problems[?] online

Received this unsolicited email today.  To wit I am compelled to answer, yes, yes and more yes:

Subject:  Your Website!

Dear Bryan,

Would you like to increase your website traffic & sales?. Your website is strong but maybe not enough people are seeing it. Give us a chance to do a free site consultation and we will show you how better search engine placement could increase your bottom line. Your site analysis will include detailed information on the best key words for your business. There are no strings and no hard sales pitch.

Email me today at georgiahudson@gmail.com for your free review.

Sincerely,

Georgia Hudson
Hi-Def Marketing

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Looks like I just qualified since I own a "strong" and "usa" website. My guess is that some [many] people still believe this nonsense and respond. If these folks had a key to the top of search, they would be beating leads off with a stick.  But the reality remains, there is no fast track to the front of the line (with the exception of opening your wallet and buying ads on Google, Yahoo, Live, etc.).

Alas...anyone have any good fried SPAM recipes?

BL